1. Bike to the Alibi bar.
Just like anywhere else, lonely and bored folks here in Laramie sometimes meet up for a pint. Unlike anywhere else, if you put a lot of money in the jukebox and stay long enough to embarrass yourself, you don’t go home ashamed.
You go home with a pet pigeon.
He stayed on even after I unlocked it, got in the seat and started moving. Wild, wild nest?